Merp and Derp's

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

by Princess Unicorn 08 Sparkles November 29, 2015

slurpy-derp

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

Bryann Derp

noun, "Bryann Derp," referring to the type of derp one places; The action of 'Bryann' being 'derp,' also the act of derping in the style of Bryann.

Jeanie: "Hey what is her problem? She looks confused."
Freddy: "Oh don't mind her, she's just pulling a Bryann Derp."

by DefinerOfAllThatExists October 4, 2011

pleasure derp

An awkward moment that occurs in the middle of something fantastic, thus killing the mood.

A couple is passionately making out
Kate: Oh yeah baby!
Tyler: Mmmm... ah.. ahh.. ACHOOO!
Kate: Did you just sneeze?
Tyler: Sorry... pleasure derp

by smooth_and_refreshing August 12, 2013

Derp Gang

A ban of men who are elite squad members for being derpy

Yo cooper this guy isn’t apart of Derp Gang he isnt derpy enough for us.

by Derp lord Todd September 29, 2019

Herpety Derp

A word used in the absences of a better word or to minimize awkward-ness or stupidity in various situations.

Also to bring light a situation

Mom got in a car crash... Hepety Derp

I'm so.. Herpety Derp

4+2 = 5- I mean 6... Herpety Derp

by DerpHerpDerpHerp22222211118883 May 22, 2011

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012