Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

Rice Crispy

A white person, that acts proper white. All posh all shit clothes, super racist to blacks.

That milky called me a monkey, what a milky idiot. No he's a rice crispy.

by BlackJack May 13, 2005

crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

crispy sauce

God tier freshness.

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.

by Heufsch April 4, 2022

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017