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Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025
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diddy mist

A secret liquid made by p diddy to give you special powers
my friend used the diddy mist and now he has a raging boner
by sleepysean____ July 6, 2024
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Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
by Tastyslag May 29, 2019
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pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.
1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.
by Jerm31 December 9, 2008
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shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.
I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!
by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016
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fairy mist

The stench of sex after banging a girl. Mostly the smell of vaginal fluids
The fairy mist kept me on 20 minutes after
by Poggeymanzfight March 10, 2017
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Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
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