Pedo zen

A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

Pedo zen A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021

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PEDO ZEN

PEDO ZEN is a really big pedophile on kik aka William James jr and he is a fake ass

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by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021

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Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 22, 2013

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Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

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Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!

Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!

by emmagigio March 13, 2024

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