kid your face

A universal insult, used out of reflex, to show being offended, insulted, or angry.

"Sorry man, you can't go to the party"
"Kid your face!"

"Go jump off a cliff!"
"Kid your face!"

by Michael McKid October 23, 2007

pizza your face

To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.

She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!

by LLikePizzaToo August 22, 2017

Get your face out my face

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight

"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"

by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018

break your face

To shove crack rock up your nose all night til it doesn't work anymore and you probably hurt the next day

Hey, you holdin?
Why, you wanna break your face tonight?

by Ms. Basehead June 09, 2006

Hold your face

One way of telling a person that they are so hideous that they should not look at you while speaking to you.

Do you want me to hold those five cheese burgers for you?

You can hold your face.

by Photo Bombee July 20, 2008

egg on your face

Egg on your face is a clear synonym for having ejaculate on one's face.

Betty - "just make sure to get away before you get some egg on your face"

Janet - "I would hate to get egg on my face"

by pinballer101 February 08, 2010

Give me your face

A demand that an opponent submits to one's superiority. To be shouted directly before or after an act of excellent skill during a competition, fight, or day-to-day life.
Derived from Optimus Prime's brutal slaying of The Fallen.

Optimus Prime: Give me your face
*Optimus Prime cuts off the Fallen's face*

*Person 1 scores a perfect victory on Street Fighter 2*
Person 1: Give me your face

Person 2: Give me your face
*Person 2 pots two balls in one shot*

Person 1: Wow, you were really good in there
Person 2: give me your face!

by buskalilly July 03, 2009