your mom

its just your mom

your mom is soooooo fat

by a dunbcunt April 14, 2019

Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.

My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh

by Runiga September 19, 2018

your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.

Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)

by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015

Your mom

"Your Mom" Is a type of cow that tends to be much heavier than most cows, often exceeding the weight limit on public roads

Is that a cow?

No, that's your mom

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 24, 2022

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018