Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

get your yawn on

Slang phrase to describe getting sleepy.

It’s late, so go ahead and get your yawn on!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2023

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks so fine, have you been yawn maxing?

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Yawn maxing

When someone makes themselves yawn and suppresses said yawn to strengthen there jaw.

Your jaw looks fine, have you been yawn maxing

by Inland173shocker June 13, 2024

Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.

“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”

by RNRKY April 30, 2025