weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Something urban dictionary tells you when adding a definition

Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

Going to prom on your own

When you go to prom on your own in a Lamborghini to gain aura instead of going with your friends

sorry I cant go to prom with you as I'm (going to prom on your own) going on my own. I will have so much aura!

by JACKYWAKY July 9, 2025

Now's your chance to add your own!

Yes it is

Now's your chance to add your own!

by Just do it man April 13, 2021

Own your outcome

The act of presenting a serious mistake as a net positive result to a boss too stupid to decern the difference.

She took out that retaining wall with the forklift, but convinced her boss that the wall was unsafe and needed to go, she knows how to own your outcome.

by SLOM5 February 9, 2023