Your Mom

Your Freaking Mother

Q: Who is that you messing with
A: Your Mom

by Qveen_Kayla.29 November 26, 2021

your mom

who I fucked last night

Kid: "I did your mom!"
Me: "Oh cool you also do that"

by dickweed69420 November 26, 2021

Your mom

Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.

"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"

by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

Your mom

The best meal I've ever had

A : Isn't that your mom?
B : No, that's Hero's aunt
A : But she's the best meal I've ever had

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

your mom

Your mom is a stupid joke 11 year olds use , its unfunny and annoying

Sara: Hey what are you doing
John: YOUR MOM AHAHAHA
Sara: ur unfunny

by _salowais September 6, 2022

Your mom

The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants

What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022