Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

work

Firey place of eternal torture.
syn: hell

I lived through another 8 hours of work today.

by {CD} darkness June 17, 2005

Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance

Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

piece of work

Someone who -- although often interesting -- is difficult to get along with on an every day basis. They often make simple things overly complex, or argue points ad infinitum.

Can you drive by my house this evening on your way to work?

Sure, I'll drive by. Do you want me to stop and pick you up when I'm driving by?

Of course I do. You're a real piece of work, aren't you?

by anon#E#moose September 25, 2006

work on a meat puzzle

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.

"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"

by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010

work wank

A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:

A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.

D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.

Fuck this self appraisal is doing my head in, I'm off for a work wank.

by thatmrox August 26, 2011