womps

clever way to say 'how unpleasant'

"Anyone who hears any dirty meaning of this womps word probably has a dirty mind."

by Wompy Womperson April 5, 2004

woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.

Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

by thedzone October 9, 2009

lost in the woods, but I like it that way

in a state of confusion and/or purposelessess that aids your emotions and/or current situation, some say it helps you see the path. others may prefer to live looking at the short term as their long term situation is bleak/dire

guy 1: you're in deep shizz Matt

Matt: im lost in the woods, but i like it that way

by Matt Vickery June 29, 2007

Woonsocket

A place where every white kid thinks there either black or peurterican. Also a place that has Main Street where every 1960's hippy hangs out and take there burnt out asses to New York Weiner shop. Woonsocket is also a great place to get the hiv (HIV), Crabs, The Clap, Herpes, A Fat ass ugly Prostitute (mostly 50 year olds) and also where you can watch a mother jump into her daughters fight at the Middle School...

WOONSOCKET PRIDE
White kid: "yo niggaz whats up, lets get cronked."
Black kid: "yo bitch who you callin nigga."
Peruterican kid: "blah blah blah im a spic."

by The Jolly Green Giant June 22, 2007

Woods'd

To be shown a picture of the author Stuart Woods. If you are Woods'd it would be announced by the "Woodser" or person delivering the Woods. Sort of like "tag" but with pictures of Stuart Woods. The best kind of Woodsing is when the "Woodsee" doesn't know that he's being Woods'd for a long period of time, yet it's right in front of his face or when someone woods' themselves; ie: opens a document that ends up being a picture of Woods, or opens a drawer with a picture of Woods in it. Similar to being Rick Roll'd.

You're at work early or late one day and replace a framed picture of a co-worker's family on their desk with a picture of Stuart Woods. They come in, and whenever they notice the picture you declare them "Woods'd"

Also known as Woodsing, Woodsied, and Woods'd'd'd'd'd's'd

by davehobgoblin June 3, 2011

Woodside Priory

Pretentious college prep school in silicon valley full of rich white kids who pay way too much for their weed. The weed's fucking terrible by the way. The school likes to think its diverse so they accept like 5 black kids and they even pride themselves on that. Look guys! Look how accepting we are! Look how diverse our student body is! Did I mention this school is absurdly expensive? Yeah 48K for day students and 60K for dormers. You'd think with all that money they get they could actually hire some competent teachers. But they don't. There's maybe like 5 good teachers out of the 30 they have. The rest should be kept 500 ft away from all schooling institutions. School is also insanely liberal but what do you expect? It's in silicon valley. But it's a vicious liberal echo chamber and this is coming from a liberal. You shoulda seen this school after election day. Not pretty. If I were to describe Woodside Priory with just one word, it'd be "ironic". They think they're so diverse with their five minorities that they boast about. It's a catholic school but everyone's a raging atheist. It's a school full of rich white kids but everyone's a liberal. It's a very expensive tuition that would imply class, but is so full of classless people.

I wasted 4+ years of my life and hundreds of thousands of dollars, smoked terrible pot that I paid way too much for, and was virtue signaled by an out of touch administration about diversity all at Woodside Priory.

by shutupsciencebitch September 28, 2017

duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010