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Bi-winning

A term defined by comedian and self-proclaimed winning drug user Charlie Sheen:
Bi-winning is the phenomenon of winning on both sides of spectrum. One being in the real world, where the other side is located in another terrestrial realm.
I'm Bi-winning, I win here , I win there...now what ?

I’m Bi-winning, Thanks Dr. Loser. The Earth is bipolar.

Just winning, every day. Defeat not an option.
by BIM-Elite March 26, 2011
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chicken-winging

A sexual technique not dissimilar to a handjob where one lover uses the inner elbow to manually masturbate the male sexual organ of a willing partner, moving the arm up and down until completion like a chicken flappin' that sexy bird wang, y'all.
Yeah, I thought Cynthia was boring too until I saw her chicken-winging Frank in the Chuck E. Cheese ballpit last Thanksgiving.
by Pocahontas Jones September 8, 2013
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wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.
Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.
by sexatron October 19, 2007
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Bi-Winning

When you're just so awesome that you're winning on all sides of the spectrum-you're winning there, and THERE!
Nah, the man is freakin' bi-winning!
by Jay Dubaya March 18, 2011
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Wanking Dead Dogs off

What a man (or woman) does to pass the time of day if he so wishes.
"Where's Ginner?"

"Wanking dead dogs off at the side of the road"

"Oh"
by Edith Pilchester July 30, 2008
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fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .
"all that fret wanking sounds shit"
by jess November 15, 2004
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Wanking

Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...
"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
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