How's The Weather Up There?

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.

Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

by Mac Alleyah November 15, 2019

fair-weather friend

A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.

When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

Reese Witherspoon

To be a tightass, Pompass bitch

Damn, that hoe is so 'Reese Witherspoon

by O'callaghanski November 13, 2005

weather envy

Being very jealous when comparing climate conditions in different locations. You wish you were living in a place with perfect weather.

I'm freezing my tits off in New York and it's another warm one in Florida. Millions of us have weather envy.

by yes juanito yes February 20, 2015

nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

Fair-weather spouse

when a spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife is the greatest partener around when the relationship is fun and easy going. When things turn for the worst or become difficult, as relationships eventually do, they jump ship like their pants are on fire.

P1: Why did Melissa want that divorce after being married for so long? They seemed to be happy...

P2: She is a Fair-weather Spouse...

P1: Oh, makes sense, Bitch.

by jaydizzle21 August 23, 2012

Wethederts

another word for wet but with more pizzazz and enthusiasm

Friend 1: aye bruh i just copped so v-bucks
Friend 2: Awh shit man that’s wethederts

by Chito Lopez August 30, 2018