Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Paul Wesley

Incredibly handsome actor from New Jersey. Well-known for his role as Stefan Salvatore on the CW's hit series, "The Vampire Diaries."

Sherri: "I'm from Jersey and I would love to run into Paul Wesley one day!"

Rachel: "Me too! He's so cute and seems so nice. He's such a talented actor! Especially as Stefan Salvatore."

Sherri: "I totally agree."

by SherBer April 28, 2011

Paul Wesley

Amazing actor, currently playing Stefan Salvatore in the vampire diaries.

Is able to make a girl pass out just by flashing his gorgeous abs.

Paul Wesley is the sexiest man alive. Don't even try to argue.

by InLoveWithPaulyTeeth May 1, 2011

Paul wesley

Paul Wesley is the best human being ever. He is super talented, handsome, amazing!!

He plays in vampire diaries and most recently in tell me a story ( the season 2 is amazing btw).
+ he got the most beautiful smile ever

Girl : You are just like Paul Wesley.
Guy : let’s get married

by wesleylover May 28, 2020

sir wesley

The finest kind of gentlemen. The classiest of the class. Always down for ass but doesn't kiss and tale. Sir Wesley is known to be sent straight from heaven. All the bitches love him.

Good golley Sir Wesley was lookin nice and classy today, And of course had about 17 girls on him

by Sir Wesley The Second September 23, 2013

dirty wesley

The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!

The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!

by BigDaddyWes69 April 9, 2020

Hot Wesley

Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.

I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.

by Don Everest April 3, 2005