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the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.
12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"
by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023
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wattpad

the infamous canon event we’ve all experienced and downloaded as a joke with our friends and read smut
Kayla: I’m bored

Melissa: What should we do?

Kayla: Download wattpad?
Melissa: YES
by timetogobeastmode August 10, 2024
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watunga

A saying used when you see an Asian male
"Yo do you see that watunga over there?"
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Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.
Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE
by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024
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Wattpad men

They are crazy possessive and obsessed with the girl, they give crazy constant attention to the girl and expect the same attention from the girl, wattpad men feel so addicting and they make you feel so protected and safe. They hate it when you talk to other men even in a friendly way, so jealous and possessive, you're always his and belong to him and so does he.
Just the basic classic example of a wattpad men 'You're mine' ----"He's so wattpad"
by Ladybugtikki December 6, 2024
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Wattpad bully (f)

A girl who's unnecessarily mean to the female main character of a Wattpad story.

She wears flawless makeup, carries a Starbucks order that takes longer to say than her hair takes to do, and keeps the other hand on her hip at all times. Typically, her popularity is implied by the two other popular girls who follow her wherever she goes and back up everything she says, even though she's not always that popular.

About 30% of the time, by around chapter 20 of the Wattpad story, she'll be revealed to have at least one abusive parent and some kind of past trauma. When this happens, the female main character will always pity her. Usually, they become friends.

Female Wattpad bullies are very effective at making Wattpad girls feel bad about themselves and their romantic situations. This is usually a plot device used to make the friend or crush of the Wattpad girl comfort her.
Wattpad bully (f): "Cal, I LOVE your hair."
Wattpad girl (Calliope or something else quirky, shortened for effect): "Oh, thanks, Trisha! I did it-"
Wattpad bully (Trisha or smth): "Relax, Cal. You're so fugly I can't even laugh."

"Chloe is such a Wattpad bully, why does she even try anymore? smh"
by someone malignant December 22, 2024
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