white girl wasted

the kind of drunk where you blackout and you make white girl esque decisions as in wake up in a stranger's bed or lose your car or destroy things and your friends have no idea what happened because they couldn't keep up with you.

We are going to get white girl wasted tonight!

by tipton91 February 28, 2011

Wasted cake

From the Chinese zaogao, meaning wasted or ruined cake, it means "shoot" or bad luck

This Hackett survey is a bunch of wasted cake

by mrhackett April 2, 2011

The Wanted

The Wanted are five sexual gods placed on earth by our heavenly father to create beautiful music and make teenage girls around the world wet their panties. These boys are sexual preditors, they will rip of your under garments with their teeth, especially Jay McGuiness, the sexy curly haired guy in the band; he fucks fans in the ass hole whilst showering himself in skittles and lizard pee. Siva Kaneswaren is the extreamly sexy irish guy, his cheek bones are like razor blades and he will cut you in half with his ginormous cock. Nathan Sykes is the baby of the band, understandably he has the smallest dick but hey, he's the most intelligent so therefore he has sex with many woman. Tom Parker likes to have sex with parrots, sometimes after penitrating these parrots he gets very angry, resulting in a 'tom tantrum'. Max George is the bold guy in the band, everyone thinks he has a large penis, and if you do to, you're probably right, Max is known to be in a relationship with Tom, you can 'ship' them under then name of 'Tomax'. On weekends Nathan Sykes dresses up as a female for his boyfriend Jay McGuiness, they're couple name is 'Jaythan'. Even though this is anonomously written, I can guarentee that I've seen Jay Mcguiness' huge lizard. All in all, The Wanted are the most attractive, sexy and most talented boyband in the world right now.

The Wanted Sexy Tom Parker Jay McGuiness Siva Kaneswaran Max George Nathan Sykes Sex Gods

by PhoMcGuiness November 29, 2012

Wasted

In the movie 'Grown Ups', wasted means "something that happens when you have a hankering for ice cream"

I wanna get chocolate wasted!

by Lamentablemente June 15, 2010

Most Wanted

Game of the Gods...

"The fucking bastard hit me!"

by t0adst0ol August 23, 2003

wasteder

Wasted (as in "drunk with alchohol") but on a higher lever.

"I got the plan for the perfect weekend: let's get wasted and go to the dance."
"Yeah."
"Let's get wasted and go to the game."
"Yeah!"
"Let's get wasted and get--wasteder!!"
"YEAH!"
"Is that a word, 'wasteder'?"
"If there isn't, there ought to be!"

by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003

Nanda wasted

Drinking so much alcohol in a short amount of time that you pass out right after.

She got so nanda wasted at the party last night.

by Physicsfan1996 May 24, 2017