two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006

Waitkoss

Someone who is a hobo.

I was walking down the street one day and saw a Waitkoss. What a loser!

by Darth Vator's sister May 16, 2010

wait a minuet!

an expression used by tigger in winnie-the-pooh to say wait a minute in a more awesome way.

pooh: lets go eat honey
tigger: wait a minuet!

by Crazypotterlover March 19, 2013

Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

A Hippie Wait

the result of uncoordiation caused by a collective of hippies relying upon eachother to motivate to complete a common goal.

"what's up? are you coming over or what?"
"yea, but i'm locked in a hippie wait. My bro is sleeping, and his friend was gonna give us a ride up the ridge."

Hippie A (whom has to work tomorrow) is the designated driver for Hippie B.
Hippie B needs a ride to a marijuana manicuring (trim job) job A.
But Hippie A and Hippie B are waiting on Hippie C to meet at rendezvous point, where Hippie C is to recieve instructions on how to maintain Marijuana Grow Scene of hippie of
Hippie D. But Hippie C is waiting on her ride from sleeping Hippie D.

and so on and so on and so on...

by Sylvijah April 22, 2008

Penny Waitress

1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore

That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress

by Twisted Loonies September 29, 2008

call waiting face-off

When your on the phone with someone and they tell you to hold because they have a call waiting. Winner of the face-off is the person who continues to talk to the person who recieved the call waiting.

Call Waiting Face-Off Loss
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Hey man I'll call you back later, peace.

Call Waiting Face-Off Win
Dude 1: Yo man how you been?
Dude 2: Been good, hold on I have a beep.
Call Waiting Face-Off begins....
Dude 1 waits anxiously for Dude 2 to return...
Dude 2 returns...
Dude 2: Alright man i'm back, so whats up?

by Keithian July 29, 2008