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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
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oliver walter

he is a sack of potatoes that nobody likes and he is as big as a water buffalo. and he will eat all the food in a house
wheres all the food gone. OLIVER WALTER!!!!!!
by ooogedy boogedy June 10, 2020
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walter white

Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
by Thetatochip April 29, 2022
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Walter

Someone:who’s the good boy?
Me:Walter
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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walter a. brown

The founder of the Boston Celtics in 1946, as he believed Boston should have a basketball team. Walter helped to found the NBA in 1946.
The founder of the Boston Celtics was Walter A. Brown.
by lilxanman February 19, 2018
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