belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!

My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!

by James R Brown February 5, 2008

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mid-wipe crisis

while you are wiping your ass, someone walks on you while you are doing the act

You have massive diaherra and while you are in the middle of wiping your ass. Someone walks in on you while you are wiping and you are shocked they saw that. Which would be your mid-wipe crisis.

by DEG256 October 12, 2009

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Zero Wipe Paradox

There is no poop that doesn't require a wipe, because to confirm it doesn't need a wipe, you would need to wipe once.

Zero Wipe Paradox is a paradox

by worm1234 August 9, 2012

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Cardboard Wipe

The act of using the empty toilet paper roll to wipe your ass.

We where out of TP so I had to cardboard wipe

by Logano April 9, 2015

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Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

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Chain reaction that happens when the driver in front of you on the freeway cleans their windshield, spraying droplets of screenwash onto your windshield, so you end up having to do the same - so does the guy behind you...

Based on the phenomenon of passing messages from person to person called Chinese Whispers

Brooke: "Man, that chain of Chinese Wipers we just passed went on for 8 cars straight - surely that's some kind of record...?"
Kelvin: "Dude, you're supposed to be looking at the MAP!!"

by dickyboy May 8, 2006

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