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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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whippity snicket

Fast. In a flash. Done before you know it.
He wolfed down his sandwich whippity snicket.
Whippity snicket she snatched up her purse and was out the door.
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whoppington

guy1: yo

guy2: whats good
guy1: you know the new girl down the street gives the whoppington

guy2: werd? i'm on it
by ya boii i do it November 11, 2011
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Whappiness

Whacky and happy at the sametime.
I felt true whappiness.
by Whaackaaadooodlewoo March 5, 2013
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Whippany

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3. Mr Becker is scary
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by tina Perry November 6, 2018
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wippin white

Turning cocaine into crack
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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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