Waiting

The code word used for 'wanking' when around small children when you wish not to insult their small, innocent minds.
Used when wanting to describe S.S.W.S (Shit.Shave.Wank.Sleep.) Without giving away the conversation.

Some people like to wait whilst they are bored
Other people wait when their parents are out
After waiting, most people come.
Some people wait together so they can come at the same time.

Person 1: Heeyy dude, wanna come?
Person 2: Yeah, wait a second...

by JoeeePerfectoo April 6, 2010

Fauxble Warming

The mistaken belief that scientists have "proven" that the current warming trend of the global average temperature has anything to do with human activity.

A strange, almost religious-like zealotry has permeated believers of this propaganda, to the level where scientists who dare to conjecture that maybe we can't yet prove that man is causing global warming are fired, forced to step down, denounced as "oil company shills" etc.

Believers also are known for being high outputters of eco-shame. They will slash the tires of your SUV while drinking the sweat off a poor man's back.

Fauxble Warming:

Bob: You know, I read somewhere that polar bears can swim quite well, a trait they evolved thousands of years ago when it was much warmer than today.

Joe: Whatever man, I'm signing this petition to stop Africa from using coal so they don't ruin the world man.

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX May 16, 2007

The Waiting Game

The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.

He starting the Waiting Game when his crush friend zoned him.

by thelonelyone420 October 18, 2013

Red Wanting Blue

The best band around.

Scott, Mark M., Epp, and Mark (who took over for Jonah) make up Red Wanting Blue.

by Brockman September 6, 2003

warning

an awesome green day song that has a catchy beat; the premise of the song is simple- society is living in fear and worry, and not living their lives with any excitement

This is a public service announcement, This is only a test,
Emergency evacuation protest,
May impair your ability to operate machinery,
Cant quite tell just what it means to me,
Keep out of reach of children,
Don't you talk to strangers,
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker,
Warning, live without warning
I said warning live, without warning

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Brobal Warming

A group of bros in a steam room.

Brobal Warming is becoming an epidemic throughout the bro community.

by Michael Townsend September 15, 2009

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008