Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

Mommy's vegetable cabinet

The fandom of HeronGale, originated from a throwaway line, his chat spammed it until it became a thing

HeronGale : im like a kid on Christmas thats found mommy's vegetable cabinet
His chat : i n t e r e s t i n g

by Throw_meatthesun February 24, 2021

Chill like a vegetable

To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.

I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable

by Beckman5_01 February 7, 2024

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025