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cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.
"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".
by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022
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vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people
Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?
by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010
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vultures

is the most knee templeing gang that walks the earth, super ruthless the dunk babies in the lacal trash cans. don't play that be with the shit don't play.
fuck the vultures coming betta hide them babies!
by joe bidens son March 6, 2023
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Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture May 31, 2018
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Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.
The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.
by kerrita banana July 8, 2012
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facebook vulture

facebook vulture

1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.

2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
by GibbyP September 9, 2009
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Culture Vulture

Mainly used in the hip-hop world to define An artist whose a genre whore.

They will jump on any genre or track just to be in the charts. From Corny Pop to Afro beats their vulture-ness knows no limits!
Such artists are said to have no soul and will resort to frowned upon tactics in the rap game such as using ghost writers, stealing melodies, stealing whole songs all whilst taking all of the credit.

Accused culprits: Drake, Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber
Bro I hate Justin Bieber he’s such a fucking culture vulture!
by Saucemane April 26, 2022
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