Tall, Someone who generally towers over their surroundings, opposite of vertically challenged, generally a slang term used in the San Francisco Bay Area but commonly used outside of it as well. Usually used in a humorous or joking sense.
Elaina: "Damn everyone is so tall here! I feel so short..."
Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"
Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"
by vertically superior December 9, 2009
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The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.
I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.
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Person 2: ya, he really is taking the console editing scene by storm!
by Noobface June 25, 2018
Get the Vertex mug.When you're sitting at a stop light and a truck/car next to you rolls back a little, you immediately STOMP on the brake even though you're not moving. Your brain thought you were moving forward because the other vehicle was moving back.
In traffic, a vehicle next to you moves backwards but really it appears you are moving forward so you freak out and brake even harder so you don't hit the car in front of you. You have experienced car vertigo!
by ladeebug June 23, 2007
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Guy 2: Dayum, my cock had like fucking blisters cuz of that nasty hole.
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