Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.

Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."

by lullabysummers March 8, 2009

waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out

Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011

by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017

Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.

Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.

by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

Twin Turbo Twat

A word used to describe someone so obnoxious that calling them a 'twat' is reasonably complimentary.

Paris Hilton (is a twin turbo twat)

by Richistheman August 2, 2009

top notch twat

the best shit.

kid 1: this is some good weed.
kid 2: yh this be some top notch twat

by Insane cunt September 6, 2009