Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 10, 2012

Touchebag

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007

touchengraben

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.

Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)

by drusolini September 1, 2006

Toucheebag

1. One that uses "touchee" to much
2. One that uses "touchee" incorrectly

Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee

- In this case Person 1 would be a toucheebag

by Regnig April 21, 2009

get touched

To get stabbed

Get touched

"Got touched and left blood"

- from a gang song I heard onetime

by Queenmoob September 10, 2018

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012