tenderloin

aka, the TL. ass smellin area in downtown san francisco where all the creeps, skizzers, hoes, crack heads, transients and just plain fucked up people congregate, starting at geary , it gets seedier the closer you go south towards market and van ness

yo bitch i aint walkin through the TL, dam trannys and crack heads all wanna piece of ya.

by tre September 13, 2004

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

tender hooks

Firstly, it is tenter hooks, not tender hooks. It means waiting with anxiety. Tenter is a rack for drying cloth and a tenter hook is a nail with an upward curve on which the cloth is hung.

I was on tenter hooks until the test results arrived. Tender hooks do not exist and if they did, they would ne inefective because they are tender.

by Bernie Dworkin August 9, 2009

Trends

When someone makes up a stupid thing that become extremely popular on social media and people copy it and you never here the end of it til the end of the year. Rarely any of them are good, only do things like #PrayforParis

Jonh: I hate all of thesetrends so much like:
Deez nuts
John Cena
Ducks face
Miley Cyrus....oh god
Whip nae nae
Pepe
Twerking
Cena: I don't care

by CrispyMiner March 9, 2016

Trendy

A word used by 2013 hispsters to describe themselves because hispter is too mainstream.

" I hate when people call me hispter, it's so cliche. I'm just trendy"

by WuTangClantkf August 26, 2013

trendsbian

female that says that she enjoys other women solely in order to get easy attention from dumb men. rapidly becoming the oldest trick in the book.

That beeyotch don't eat no tang...she ain't nuttin but a trendsbian. Just

by does she really think that I'm *that* stupid? April 12, 2003

butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

by chrispy licker May 27, 2010