smoking the tree

Something an old person says when he suspects someone has been smoking weed.

Jim-Jim, you've been smoking the tree again haven't you?

by Orangeblood August 3, 2004

Spam Tree

When a single nonsense post results in a string of spam responses by different people, then a Spam Tree has been planted.

Alex: Chuck Norris didn't turn 70, 70 turned Chuck Norris.

19,000 stupid responses later, a beautful Spam Tree had blossomed.

by octashroom March 14, 2010

your whole family tree lgbt

Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.

Tim: Ur Mom gay

Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS

by Step in the shower May 25, 2018

Teegan

A name only given the the most beautiful and kindest of girls.
They commonly have a beauty so awe striking that simply no other name will suffice.
Comparable to that of seeing the mountains, the ocean, and a sunset for the first time, all at the same time.
The epitome of all that is perfect.

"my god, why is teagan so beautiful?"
"oh that's because its teegan, not teagan"

by QK_228 December 1, 2011

out of your tree

To be crazy, to do something insane/crazy,
Like being out of your mind

Bob: I'm going to go jump off that bridge

Frank: You must be out of your tree!

by swim4life July 31, 2009

tree fiddy

On south park, chef's parents would often say the phrase "Tree Fiddy" refering to the amount of money, Three Dollars and Fifty Cents.

"Can i get abouta tree fiddy?" -loch ness monster.

"No, I ain't gonna give you tree fiddy, now go away!"

by beattie April 11, 2005

Tree Chicken

In many countries of Latin American, green iguanas are nicknamed "gallinas de palo", which means "tree chicken". They are caught or raised and their meat is used for cooking. The taste and feel of the cooked iguana is said to be similar to chicken. In Puerto Rico, local Chinese restaurants have been known to substitute chicken for iguanas without their customers knowledge.

Are those chicken balls, or are those tree chicken balls?

by NotoriousBIG_PJ2 January 14, 2010