Teammate

Someone who takes all your kills then doesnt save your life

I was playing Call Of Duty, and my teammate was such an ass. He took all my kills and watched me died.

by EnvyDaMonkey February 25, 2017

Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.

"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."

by Tyler June 11, 2006

Team Win

A Team composed of Winners who win non stop and are incapable of failure. Even if Team Win were to loose, (which never happens) they would still win.

With 69,000,000,000 WTD (Wins To Date) and a current PB of 6.9 seconds for flying backwards around the world, Team Win is quickly saving the world.

by stander 1 : "ohh my cat, shes stuck on the great wall of china!"
by stander 2 : Never fear, even though they reside on the other side of the world, Team Win will be here before you can blink!

by ACoupleOfWinners January 21, 2010

B-Team

A second-rate problem-solving team sent in because more qualified personnel (the "A-Team") are unavailable or unwilling to deal with a given problem. This is often because the A-Team sees said problem as being beneath them or unworthy of their talents.

Damn, no wonder this software deployment is going miserably. It appears that the contractor gave us the B-Team.

by N328KF August 20, 2010

Team Trifecta

First you need a girl who is super flexible. Once you have found one and are having your way with her, have her suck your balls while you are titty fucking her and if shes flexible enough you should be able to pull off this feat. By also having sex with her vagina through her tits while shes sucking your balls.

I just totally Team Trifecta (ed) that hoe Emily with her giant titties.

by The Team 09 October 17, 2008

Playoff Team

A playoff team is the team that you choose to root for in the post season after realizing that your team sucks.

Person A: I Really Hope the Cardinals win the superbowl

Person B: But you're a Lions fan.

Person A: Yea...but the Cardinals are my playoff team since the Lions suck

by Ihaveh1n1andcaughedonkeyoard January 10, 2010

Team Avolition

Team Avolition (or team AvO or "avocado" because the avocado is a manly fruit) is a group of griefers who are infatuated with ice cream. They carry out projects for the lulz. Their controversial mapping techniques on Minecraft have made people literally spew out death/suing threats because they dismantled an ugly 2 by 4 pixelated building on a cube game. In the end, Team AvO only wants ice cream, because it's what they truly deserve.

Team Avolition deserves Ice Cream.

by Naggart July 18, 2011