Public Transit

A form of transportation run by a company or government where a train or bus goes on set routes through cities. Shunned by carbrains who only see "yuppies" riding it, while crying about the younger generation wanting free stuff and complaining about too much traffic on their nearby 8-lane freeway.

Normal Person: Let's take Public Transit, it's twice as fast as driving on the 405.

Boomer: I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Guy who flunked science in high school: I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

NIMBY who loves to complain about traffic: Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

American: I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Carbrain: I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Random Urban Dictionary User: Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Normal Person: Are yall fucking deadass my guy.

by URBANist_ January 8, 2026

passage of transit

A place in a bar or other where chicks or guys will pass by your location for your appraisal.

Passage of transit. The table nearest the restroom door where alcohol induced trips will be taken. Or any public location where a high proportion of the opposite sex will pass you by.

by androo1976 December 25, 2008

New Dawn Transit

A school bus group on ROBLOX (social online gaming platform) that constantly cancels trainings, is mean to their members, and makes crappy buses. They don't let you say anything bad about them.

And oh, they want you to verify your identity on phone before you can send messages on their discord.

-sob sob sob- new dawn transit is soooo mean to me

New Dawn Transit ruined ABC.

by UrbanDictionary'sRottenPizza May 3, 2018

Cold water Transition

Sudden shocking transition.
Transition to the complete opposite.

Being happy right now and suddenly feeling a strong sense if sadness is a cold water transition.

by xxRosey May 29, 2020

Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.

MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*

by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020

Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!

I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.

by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024

Things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit

1. Busses that are early

2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time

4. Busses that go fast

5. Busses that go slow

6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee

7. Transit operators that use the bathroom

8. Transit operators in general

9. Winnipeg Transit

10. Rain

11. Snow

12. Wind

13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again

15. People who sit in seats

16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses

19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches

22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses

25. People

26. Transit operators again

27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too

What are the specific things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit?
“Oh let me tell you…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 11, 2023