Used Toy Syndrome

When your ex-significant other suddenly becomes desirable again once somebody else starts hooking up with them. Similar to a child getting angry when someone else plays with their old, used toys.

Also abbreviated as UTS.

Guy that is experiencing the diabolical irony of Used Toy Syndrome: "Dude, I know I'm the one that broke up with her and all but I think I'm getting mad UTS now that that bro over there is talking her up."

Used Toy Syndrome by lindorchocolates September 11, 2011

soft toy 

A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.

Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"

Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."

soft toy by JJ Brubaker July 13, 2006

Human sex toy 

Noun
When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.

Alex: What do you want with me?

Jamie: I want you to be my Human sex toy for the night. ;)

Human sex toy by Mysterio16 July 5, 2009

Co-toy 

The act of last resort initiated by a chronically straight girl when unable to logistically visualize or coordinate going down on her lesbian girlfriend.

Patient Lesbian: Haven't you touched yourself? It's virtually the same thing. You just use your lips, not your fingertips.
Straight Girl: Uhhhh, did you bring any props?
Patient Lesbian: Actually, I brought several.
Straight Girl: Can we just Co-toy and cuddle?

Co-toy by Thebestroundintown June 27, 2010

you are a toy 

thing you yell at Buzz-Lightyear when you are responsible for delaying his rendezvous with star-command.

YOU ARE A TOY!! You aren't the REAL Buzz-lightyear, yo-you're an action figure! You are a child's PLAY-THING!!!!

you are a toy by Unimportantest February 2, 2021

chew toy 

One step below a "friend with benefits". Chew toys are not necessarily dating or even seeing each other outside of their activitys. Chew toys may be met a work, school, or in any other arena.

Sara's chew toy is Jason...No word yet on whether or not they're dating, however...

chew toy by Kateling April 27, 2005

Pull a Toy Story 

When you suddenly go limp falling into a toy like resting position on the floor, furniture, or both(If your creative) exactly like the toys did when Andy walks in the room in the movie Toy Story (Duh).

This tactic is Useful during awkward or otherwise unavoidable social situations.

Situation 1:

Black Guy: "What do you mean, "You People"?? "
White Guy: *Pull a Toy Story*

Situation 2:

The BOSS: "Man when I walked in Pablo's office to ask for

his reports, we was just sitting in the corner

limp and wouldn't respond.. WTF??

Guy talking to Boss: " Naa man, hes just pulling a Toy

Story"

Pull a Toy Story by R.B.B. !! March 30, 2011