fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
Get the Tony mug.A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
by pretty smart person and friend July 19, 2016
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by Imherbsfff November 16, 2019
Get the Tony mug.Tony is a don who owns the whole world including ur mom.He is the real Playboy.Not even ur boy Johnny Sins can compare to the amount of nuts he’s busted.He is sexy intelligent pimp/druglord who shits gold and eats diamonds for breakfast.Be AWARE he will kill you if you fuck with his money and girls .Last time he had the Queen of England sucking his dick because he was “bored”.
Person 1: You don’t want to fuck with me I know Big Tony
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
Person 2: Nooo it cannot be I am internally in debt and have to put my house on mortgage.
by L.Dotz715 March 16, 2020
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Tony is a wild beast from East Asia. He mainly feeds of beans and kidney stones. He loves to eat a tiger.
He is such a Tony
by krazycreations June 4, 2020
Get the Tony mug.A Tony is neither a boi or a girl. You have no idea what a today is. It’s a hermaphrodite. Tony’s usually dress like men and u can’t tell what it is until u get the pants off
by Daycame97 March 10, 2018
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