TOM

is the coolest dinosaur around. He's green with a cheeky big smile. If you know a TOM like this, you are amazing.

"My TOM is amazing."

by JLTom January 31, 2009

Toms

The lamest, stupidest, gayest shoes ever invented. Seriously people, they look like old people shoes.

Friend: OMG! Look at those ADORABLE toms!
badass friend: go f**k yourself. *loads 9mm glock*

by Shadow-2000 July 1, 2011

tom

A shorthand for "tomorrow." Used because tomorrow is a bitch to spell and is way longer than it should be.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to meet that girl today?"
"No, dog. I meet her tom."
"Hell yah man, totally do her."
- A normal conversation

"Tom, tom, tom, tom only a day away!"
- Sound of Music

"The Day After Tom"
- A shorthand for the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"

by RedMarker February 23, 2009

Tom-Tom

One who is very queer. Normally only acts queer but is also know to think queer thoughts, say queer things, and sometimes even dances like a flaming homo.

I am so sick of Tom-Tom being all queer around me. I swear to God he if he dances like a flaming homo one more time I'm gonna-

by tom_toms.worst.nightmare November 28, 2009

tom

is a dollar store discount isle version of taylor swift. also semi autistic

man tom is such a discount taylor swift is my best friend so i can say this shit about him

by me..me November 8, 2018

tom

Slang for the word tomorrow. Usually used in text messages and online chat.

What are we doing tom?

I dont know, you tell me.

by L and N Dawg November 5, 2010

tom

Cockney rhyming slang for jewellery, preferably something classy and not a sovereign ring.

Abbreviated from tomfoolery.

That's a nice bit of tom you've got there, luv!

by A total Kent December 31, 2010