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noodles in a toaster

The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
by dicklicker06 August 18, 2021
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6 slotted toaster

When 6 males participate in circular fun, alternating penatrive strokes, connected from penis to anus for optimal arousal.
“Hey, do you and the guy wants to get together and do the 6 slotted toaster tonight”
by Dirtyarmadillo April 19, 2023
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toasters, the

the very first American ska band, based in N.Y.C.
founders of all that is ska in the U.S.A.

i assume the name come from the term toaster meaning a gun (also gatt, heat, heater, or burner)
some people call us trouble
some people call us tuff
some people call us nasty name
but their girlfriends call us up
cause they want to know the answers
to all these bad thigns that i do
a piece of led right in you head is all if got for you
ska killers, toasters U.S.A.
by C0BEX October 7, 2003
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Toasterovenism

(Toe-ster-uhv-in-is-um)

1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness

Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.

*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
by Preston Imacreeptastic December 14, 2008
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toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.
Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"
by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009
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Toaster Rich

When someone has so much f****** money they can afford to have a toaster in every room of the f****** house. Typically a status only attained by ratchet hood rats with big cocks from Rhode Island.
CHAD: Hey man, did you put a stamp on PWR's RSVP envelope?
GW: Are you serious? That kid is toaster rich, he doesn't need a stamp.
by chadfieldingstoneworth August 9, 2013
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Pickle Toaster

That girl's got a tight pickle toaster
by J. Stew Austin February 11, 2010
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