shank

A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.

Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"

Alfie: "Seeeen"

by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007

shank

when your friends come into your house and take off their shoes and you can smell the stink so bad you want them out of your house.

Aw, dood, ur shank is so bad! put ur shoes away!!

by Macoockeron March 24, 2008

Shank

A shank is a 'shitty wank'

a shit while having a wank

rob was having a browse of the world of internet pornography, but without warning he desperately needed a shit.

in his haste to run to the toilet he still had an erect penis, from the images he had just witnessed.

he squatted and urged out his a turd, while popping one off.

shank = shit + wank

by bedmaster July 7, 2008

Shank

A combination of the two most pleasurable feelings. A good shit. And a good wank.

A shank, by definition, is when the two above sensations culminate in a single toilet sitting. In this scenario, toilet paper serves a dual purpose. The ultimate, or true definition of a shank is when climax and release of feces is simultaneous.

I saved time this morning by having a shank.

"Dude, did you go to the toilet and have a shank? You look relieved!"

"That was amazing, I just had a shank! I love having a number 2 and a number 3 at the same time!"

by thecurlybrothers August 4, 2008

shank

To stab, steal, street slang like the word Debo.

Dat nigga got shanked.

by Debo Mofo December 28, 2005

shank

in the southern u.s. (at least in nc), to shank means to pull someone else's pants down as a joke

Ahhh, you got shanked cuh!

by shankee1234 October 18, 2010

shank

to have a wank whilst having a shit

ben are u having a shank? cos i can hear u slapping and it smells like shit.

by schmena June 19, 2008