cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 09, 2024

connor cuff

A reverse cuff of the jeans.

Bro, check out my connor cuff!

by __OGConnorcuffer February 09, 2018

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 02, 2024

Wet Cuff

A woman's public hair soaked in giz.

The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.

Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"

Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"

by Littleblueys October 08, 2008

Cuff Truf

A dirty worn out vagina

Some Guy: Dude your girl friend has a Cuff Truff

Other guy: Fuck

by TruffleBrother March 14, 2018

pledge cuffs

rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility

Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.

by sjrm19 July 27, 2011