dirty thumb

When you slip you thumb into a stripers vagina while putting a note between her legs. Will usually get you kicked out of the strip club.

I gave that skank the dirty thumb.

by Vanderfell August 2, 2006

diarrhea of the thumb

The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.

Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"

by rebel4everga April 27, 2010

Thumb Whore

some one on youtube who writes a stupid pointless comment with the goal to recieve pointless 'thumbs up' ratings

21 people the the 'dislike' button was the 'dis i like' button

like if ***** sent you

two examples of thumb whores at work

by jadenator1987 August 1, 2011

Penis Thumbs

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

by SwitchKU January 12, 2009

thumbs up

What I'll keep doing to this definition, and there's nothing you can do to stop me (except thumbs down).

I'll keep coming back here to thumbs up this definition.

by udusers1 April 24, 2011

Thumbs up

Something users ask for on any youtube video that has a handful of million views, Usually means the top comments aren't in the slightest funny unlike other videos or youtube back in the day.

I hate how every video references to Lil Wayne or Justin Bieber, thumbs up if you want people to stop

by dumguy1&dumguy2 June 23, 2011

finger thumbed

The act of an recieving an old-fashion while sporting a small and flaccid penis. Because the penis is so minute and non-erect, the person giving the hand job needs only to use their finger and thumb. Getting finger thumbed often leads to awkwardness, embarrassment, and feelings of inadequacy.

BB1: Hey man, what happened last night with that chick... did you give her that hot beef injection or hardly-working?
BB2: Naw I wish... I couldn't get hard and just got finger thumbed.

by sweet-thickness December 20, 2010