throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

Throwing pillows

Having a weak punch

It's play fighting we only be throwing pillows

by $111111 September 18, 2015

throwing fingers

the act of a man pleasuring a women with his fingers

Cleighs hand was tired from throwing fingers all night at his girlfriends house

by derfajj January 24, 2007

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

throwing cat

A cat made for throwing at people who are otherwise stupid or who make dumb comments

This dumb girl pissed me off so I got my throwing cat and threw it at her

by thatzombiedude April 28, 2010

throwing the snake

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside one's comfort zone. This may, but not necessarily, include the actual throwing of snakes.

"Holy shit, I can't believe I threw the snake at that party! That was awesome!"

"The key to happiness is throwing the snake once in a while"

by izokronus September 10, 2011

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013