Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

The Thread

Used to describe emails back and forth between friends/coworkers while at work.

While I was at lunch the guys sent 30 messages to The Thread, now its going to take me 20 minutes to catch up on my emails....

by Swollen March 11, 2007

sick threads

The juiciest most moist clothing on the entire market

Bro, I gotta get down to Urban Planet and pick me up some sick threads. Holla

by the dawgpounder February 22, 2014

Thread Crapping

Negative comments in a forums for sale area.

-Off topic comments are "Thread Jacking".

Thread crapping in the for sale section is not allowed.

by MiseryQ October 4, 2006

thread

sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic.

This thread is in the wrong forum.

by whatserface December 21, 2008

threadscum

The offensive words written by users who have nothing more to do than insult other users, usually the kind, humorous and intelligent regulars.

"Thanks threadfriends for hosing the threadscum away from me while I was away."

"I see my threadstalker is posting threadscum as usual."

"Put on your waders, the threadscum is getting deep here."

"Only he can take going green as a plea to create more threadscum."

by Multidisciplinary TKBL January 3, 2009

Threadator

A person who's post's seem to always ruin an ongoing comment thread. They do this by going off subject, insulting others, or by not understanding the context of the remarks. Basically clueless. Ruins the thread for others.

The "Threadator" killed the thread. No one ever wants to post after the "Threadator". He is such a Threadator.

by s.fierro October 11, 2010