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threadscum 

The offensive words written by users who have nothing more to do than insult other users, usually the kind, humorous and intelligent regulars.
"Thanks threadfriends for hosing the threadscum away from me while I was away."

"I see my threadstalker is posting threadscum as usual."

"Put on your waders, the threadscum is getting deep here."

"Only he can take going green as a plea to create more threadscum."
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Threadschmidting 

When you offer to purchase something from someone for far less than it is actually worth (usually in a very underhanded or deceitful way).
Alex offered me $200 for my $1000 bottle of bourbon, but I was wise to his threadschmidting ways.

Alex: “How about I buy that bottle off you for $250”.
Joe: “Man, you know it’s worth $1,000”
Alex: “But the wax is scratched”
Joe: “Quit threadschmidting with your scrawny ass.”

Threadsurrection 

In discussion forums when old threads are reasponded to from several years go and everyone else wonders how and why the thread was brought back to life. Usually, any questions in the original thread have been answered and are no longer pertinent. Rarely are the original posters still active.
"Who's responding to these posts from 4 years ago?"

"Berg was on a threadsurrection kick last night."
Threadsurrection by Fresh Pants April 26, 2007

threadsecutioner 

Very similar to the Thread Killer, the Threadsecutioner is an individual who kills an online discussion. Whether on a message board or a comment on a Facebook wall post, the threadsecutioner's contribution almost always ends the discussion.

The threadsecutioner's intentions are pure, but his actions are disastrous.
Commenter 1: Climate change is absolutely real! The vast majority of scientists agree on that!

Commenter 2: The science is flawed, and there's a significant number of scientists who think it's all bogus!

Threadsecutioner: Hey guys, here are 16 links to stories about this very topic!

*****silence*****
threadsecutioner by JoeIncognito December 18, 2010

tradscum 

A Person Who Thinks They are Traditonalist While In reality they are just People who try to pose as Traditonalist. And behave like scum to everyone. So Tradscum
Look at bugga bugga and nishachar such a Tradscum
tradscum by Animeavihintama May 29, 2020

Threadcrumbs 

Leaving articles of clothing behind so as to intentionally, or perhaps unintentionally, reveal your location
Her fiance came home to find a trail of threadcrumbs leading to the bedroom
Threadcrumbs by popicon August 11, 2021

threadcrumbs 

1. a series of connected articles of clothing that leads to information or evidence of the whereabouts of the person who wore them;

2. links to sources, through URLs or other reference, that offers secondary navigation on how a person came to their understanding.
1. the boyfriend entered the apartment finding the trail of threadcrumbs leading to the bedroom where she was waiting, wearing only a smile.

2. the blogger left numerous threadcumbs to better understand her position on underwater basket weaving.
threadcrumbs by popicon August 12, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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