lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 04, 2019

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Grover Lie

Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".

ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?

Dan: No its not; its round!

Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.

by Mac174 July 11, 2008

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lie-dea

When you come up with a great idea for a story that is a lie.

He asked me if I was busy and I knew I wasn't, but I came up with a great

lie-dea to convince him that I was.

by J_Seg January 08, 2017

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THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 03, 2018

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The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 04, 2020

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