saguaro slammer

Saguaro Slammer: A bold and unconventional act performed in the Arizona desert, where one partner inserts a finger into the other’s backside shortly before delivering a stinging smack to the face during climax.

“After trying the Saguaro Slammer in the Arizona desert, she was left feeling more bewildered than pleased, questioning their spontaneous decision.”

by Sugondis October 26, 2024

Slammer sloshed

The art of becoming so inebriated one or a group of individuals become incarcerated for the evening.

"Yeah man let's get slammer sloshed and see who's on the cell block tonight."

by b.a.s.k. January 12, 2010

Sidewalk Slammer

NikkiCapocci: UMiami student caught lackin bouncing on that BBC in 6 inch heeled boots #presidentofsaddclub #wap

She better rock my shit like the sidewalk slammer

by Chunkssss June 14, 2025

Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.

George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"

by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025

Streetside Slammer

This dirty gem of poverty is a concoction made by mixing a 40z of Old English and a Four Loko. For 5 dollars you can make yourself some nasty looking mopwater that tastes surprisingly good and will most assuredly get you slammed.

I'm broke af let's get a streetside slammer

by DefUrban January 13, 2020

Shanghi Slammer

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025