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Burrito roulette

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream
shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens
by mtb44 August 29, 2010
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Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!
by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021
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Muslim Roulette

In the Tabel there are 6 meals but only one meal don't have pork meat.
"Damm those motherfuckers want to go to hell, they are playing muslim roulette"
by Akuma42 June 8, 2022
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Swimmers Roulette

When multiple men ejaculate inside a woman, and whoever gets her pregnant has to pay child support.
“Kelly has had lots of guys play swimmers roulette with her lately
by Istura57 December 31, 2021
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Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand
Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?
by TheeCustardSlinger June 24, 2020
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Nutting Roulette

When your girlfriend takes birth control and you nut inside of her. Similar to Russian Roulette but with sex.
My friend bet me $100 that I wouldn't play nutting roulette with my girlfriend.
by Certified Downy April 22, 2017
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