A reality nooby is somebody who fails at doing things in real life situations. See "noob" for videogames
Person One (Taylor): "wow, that person just called me a noob in this video game."
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"
by Zinesick December 20, 2010
Get the Reality Noobymug. A PoR (Plane of Reality) is where a Universe contains more pieces of elevated chunk data instead of one.
by olek0 July 16, 2022
Get the Plane of Realitymug. Telling others what is and what is not, what is good and what is bad, who is good and who is bad, what foods to eat or not eat, what things to do, or not do. A key function of religions, governments, media, schools, and corporations—the five institutions which pilot society and its members like drones.
The prosecuting attorney told the members of the jury in Federal Truth Court, "In collusion, society's five most powerful institutions make countless false statements which flip most things around to their advantage and allow them to pilot society and its members as if they were drones (2016). That constitutes"reality imposition."
by but for May 6, 2018
Get the reality impositionmug. A genre of non-narrative film that documents purportedly unscripted real-life situations, and often stars unfamiliar people rather than professional actors.
by Ryan900USAYT December 29, 2022
Get the Reality filmmug. Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled
I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !
by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020
Get the Corona Realitymug. The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.
Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019
Get the Reality Jackmug. The war fought in a series of ongoing battles between society's most powerful entities as they endeavor to convince as many people as possible to accept their version of reality and think, feel, and act accordingly.
Reality is essentially what is accepted as existing, in other words, "what is." To convince others to believe that reality is what they say it is, religious organizations, governments, corporations, mass media outlets, universities, writers, intellectuals, artists, musicians, singers and other performers, scientists, and the masses all engage in the Reality War in as best their money and other resources permit.
There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.
Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.
The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
There are personal, past, present, proposed, debunked, fraudulent, altruistic, positive, negative, imagined, factual, fictitious, and many other types of realities.
Some realities are more extensive and complex, and it is generally impossible to conclusively prove whether a reality is true or false.
The first reality to exist was and is the Original Reality and those who believe God created everything accept it as the one true reality, undistorted by the now almost ubiquitous overt, covert, or subliminal messages to the contrary.
by but for February 15, 2018
Get the Reality Warmug.