cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo January 9, 2016

Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

forever nap

To live life on the edge, play with fate and letting the Grim Reaper harvest yo' ass.

Old Bob wraped his car around a tree and ended up taking a forever nap.

by Tangstaina January 30, 2008

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 8, 2008

'Nam Nap

A 'Nam nap is when someone takes a nap during a really busy day thus not letting them fall into a complete sleep. They can hear everything around them and know whats going on but they are mentally in a state of sleep just like soldiers in Vietnam did.

I have had such a busy day that my mind is cached and i need to take a 'Nam nap before i can come up with a rational decision.

by Andiamo88 May 2, 2009

Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.

Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.

by Chunk Meister June 12, 2021

Evil nap

An owerpowering tendency to take short but unscheduled naps instead of working on chores or projects.

Polly needed to work on her project, but an evil nap got her.

by LeGreat January 22, 2011