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Bung Shui

Unlike Feng Shui, which is an improvement to a room, Bung Shui is an ugly room, or a room that is made ugly by an ugly object.
What!? They took a beautiful midcentury modern piece of furniture and made it "shabby chic?" You mean "shabby shit." That's really going to improve the room's Bung Shui.
by BroseSanchez June 23, 2016
mugGet the Bung Shuimug.

bung munch

1. One that is insecure, loud & rude. In order to hide their true same sex agenda "behind" heterosexual bravado.

2. A male who favors other males backdoor flavor.
Why doesn't that bung munch Dan just be honest with himself and start tossing men's salads.
by Biggertimehotshot October 19, 2011
mugGet the bung munchmug.

bung dust

When you're at the beach or in the desert and you get that sand stuff stuck in your butt.
Foylen the druid noticed an abundance of bung dust falling from his tunic after a spending a day laying out on the beach.
by Oguk May 8, 2017
mugGet the bung dustmug.

bung pipe

An object you shove into your anus
Instead of a dildo, she chose to use a bung pipe to pleasure her corn hole.
by Schmittytheking December 15, 2016
mugGet the bung pipemug.

Bung Brain

A person who is brainwashed from watching TeleVision all day long; someone who doesnt want to do anything other than sit around and watch TV.
Watching Netflix all day is making you bung brain!

Stop being so bung brain, go out and do something productive for once!
by brainwashed247 July 29, 2013
mugGet the Bung Brainmug.

bung cut

Cut inside the bung hole. Usually tears in the poop track caused by hard dung.
I ate too much taco bell with Diablo sauce and now it got me some bung cuts.
by 3712312 March 17, 2017
mugGet the bung cutmug.

BUNG Bling

The practice of hiding valuables in one's rectum. Often performed by criminals to hide contraband.
That kid was arrested with half a jewelry store up his butt. Quite the bung bling.
by Byron33196_2 January 11, 2014
mugGet the BUNG Blingmug.

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