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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.
“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”
by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023
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Bolt and Midnight

That one duo that you meet on random video games. If you killed or went near Midnight, Bolt would not be happy.
Oh crud Bolt and Midnight are over there. I wouldn’t mess with them..
by BoltEchos March 29, 2021
mugGet the Bolt and Midnightmug.

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."
I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???
by QuacksO February 13, 2023
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Bolt-Looseningmug.

Better baiting bolt beating

The AI equivalent of post nut clarity. Often used when a discord bot is screwed and needs a few kinks worked on.
Person 1: Right now, it's a bot issue, as in the bot isn't doing what we tell it to do lol
Person 2: That bot needs to relieve some sexual tension

Person 3:So what I'm understanding is your saying the bot needs a better baiting bolt beating release?
Person 1: huh!?
Person 2: I perform better after a tune up.
Person 3: So you need to get better at baitin and beatin them bolts and the bot will think clearly
by XwtfbobX October 18, 2022
mugGet the Better baiting bolt beatingmug.

Madison Bolte

A Hard working CNA with a experienced ass wiping ability comparable to no one else. Also her nipples taste like pennies.
"Hi nice to meet you what's your name?"
"Madison Bolte"
"Nice to meet you Maddie"
by JoeTheDestroyerOfWorlds February 12, 2021
mugGet the Madison Boltemug.

bolt hole

You know what man you're just a bolt hole!
by Bedbed July 8, 2015
mugGet the bolt holemug.

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