Bluegrass Barn

A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.

Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

by Michael Hayes July 24, 2008

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Barn Key

A bottle of viagra kept in the nightstand to ensure success in the bedroom.

"Honey, thanks for the diamond earrings. Looks like were gonna need the Barn Key tonight."

by BabyGurl August 6, 2012

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barn cat

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

by pumapower June 15, 2011

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Barn Baby

A person who was born on a bail of hay in a barn.

You think you were born in a hospital, but no you were born in the barn you barn baby.

by Barnbaby72 April 15, 2021

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barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

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Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

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