Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Wagative

Wagative is more than a word it is a feeling.
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?

"I put my hand up to wagativity."
"Wagative my guy."

by wagawins October 8, 2020

shilly wag

a shitty shag

or

you are silly

was it a shilly wag?

or
you shilly wag

by Obsessive BTS fan :)) January 29, 2024

wag

A male stripper

“You couldn’t be a wag if you tried!”
“Yeah, I heard she’s dating a wag now.”

by gggMer11 November 22, 2023

Violent finger wag

if u do something wrong, you get the violent finger wag

No no no you get da violent finger wag ☝️

by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022

WAG

Worship and Goon

He said he would go home and wag today.

by Constricter February 13, 2025

Little wag

Little wag is gangster two trays cross eyed doggie sidekick, and is the dog embodiment of asthma

Two trays: come on little wag let’s go

Little wag: *incoherent wheezing

by Definitely not two trays kid August 24, 2022