The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.
Sam so so sexy
by SamLovers February 15, 2023
Get the Sammug. A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.
what a sam
by salmonthefish August 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. A midget
“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
Get the Sammug. When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022
Get the Sammedmug. The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.
by staticcalm June 1, 2021
Get the Sammug.